NERD, MILITARY AND STUFF I LIKE

Chris Evans and Georges St-Pierre rehearse for their fight scene aboard the Lemurian Star.

Awesome

Calling all bros in arms

medic278:

warriorfromtheskies:

simongriley:

Who’s down to create some Expendables Team type shit to go deal with this ISIS bullshit?

Send me god damn it

image

Why not?

I’m game

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

But you all bitch about anal…

Yeah

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

Hahahahaha

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.


Fuck me… or I could have just been a joke in a kids cartoon movie. Fucking religion.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Fuck me… or I could have just been a joke in a kids cartoon movie. Fucking religion.

cakejam:

HE’S BACK ONCE AGAIN

Hahahaha

girlandguns:

Girl With Gun  follow me at : http://girlandguns.tumblr.com/

What the fuck… tuck that goddamn elbow in… who’s teaching these kids?

girlandguns:

Girl With Gun follow me at : http://girlandguns.tumblr.com/

What the fuck… tuck that goddamn elbow in… who’s teaching these kids?

OMFG I LOST IT

self-styled-iconoclast:

sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

SOURCE

yo fuck that

Dealt with that shit in Michigan… fucking shitty.